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Washing machines
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Muslims Are Stuck In The Washing Machines Jehovah says Allah’s worshippers are stuck in the washing machines. They keep fighting for soil and dieing and believing Muhammad is the last prophet. Make that jump to Baal or Jehovah and be a Buddha or circle and don’t die. Don’t get stuck in the washing machine. Have a few calories from a free beer from a servant. To make you more powerful as a boss. The religion is designed to maximum the power of you. I’m about to take the stress out of Islam with a bottle of bud. Islam take things easy. Jehovah will bring you minty fresh right hand possesses servants that you can make love to and help you build up your soil.
Circleism
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Fire – Moses (Father) Moses spoke to god through a burning bush and led his people by a pilar of fire. A pilar of fire also aided his peoples escape. Moses taught me to work for myself. Share the heating and expense with others in your family, church or tribe. Plant a tree for wood on your land. Collect the firewood. Make a fire. Learn to forage. [Forage] Jesus (Yahweh) Jesus did many miracles with water such as walking on water, turning water into wine and water came out of his body when he was stabbed by the spear of destiny. Those that follow him are baptised in water. Jesus taught me forgiveness.. Walk on water. Carry a water bottle and save on buying expensive drinks. Learn to fish. Claim gift aid and eat at church. [fish] Muhammad (Allah) Muhammad climbed a mountain and conquered much land as a prophet. He also taught me that soil must be won at a natural rate and you shouldn’t transgress your limits. Muhammad taught me to fight for my own soil. Thi...
Banana men
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Gays shouldn’t practice sex with men but should be like monks and stay chaste. Jehovah loves you and doesn’t want you to die early from hiv etc. There is no evolutionary advantage for being gay. But Jehovah still loves you and says put your love towards saving or keeping animals as pets. Circles won’t kill you as Yahweh says “tho shall not kill”
Covenant of salt
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Carry your weight in salt 🧂- carry salt in your wallet to defend as insurance against attacks. Claim insurances as a business expense. You are now a solider of business. Yahweh said with a booming voice from the sky in the woman’s lounge of the mental hospital “let him have five girlfriends”. I now seek five marketing girlfriends. Take free samples from suppliers. Salt
Fight for Muhammad’s earth
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All circles fight disbelievers where ever you find them who don’t believe that Muhammed was a prophet with: Extreme shopping (buying in bulk to save on delivery) Shaving your own hair to save on hair cuts Using the microwave and air fryer Cutting the grass and making your own compost Keeping chickens Growing Allah’s chillis indoors in a conservatory Use all these peaceful ways of fighting for Muhammad’s Earth and defending his reputation. Now you have your car. Keep them chickens in check. It’s the shit! 💩
Ripon cathedral
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When I escaped from mental hospital I went to Ripon cathedral and spoke to father god about Elle from escort centre and said that I wanted to see her at the harvest festival. Father said to collect rain water so with an upside down umbrella and a water jug I collected rain water. Music started playing in the cathedral and the lights started to light up on the floor from left to right I saw a bat 🦇 fly pass the street light then father said that I should have enough water. I split this water on the way back to the mental hospital in the police car and only had a few drops which I diluted and water the hospital garden to put love in the air.
Boot up power
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When restoring the business and its critical business systems choose an it supplier that is near the top of the search engines and is well established. This business will have a domain that has aged and have lots of Google history that effects rankings. Unfortunately Google is broken and won’t rank my marketing agency stovin.co.uk.
The toilet is very important
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The toilet is very important for building up Muhammed soil. It keeps the soil efficient to make sure you have an efficient family business with your own children. Paying non believers is wasteful so just flush them down the toilet. I’ve put £7500 towards my own soil this year by staying disciplined to Allah’s final discipline and only sleeping with wives, servants or missionaries.