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Google army

 Google needs to do the right thing and take the money it makes from AdWords and puts it towards planting trees. Meanwhile circles go crazy killing babies and blowing up cars with their weapon AdWords clicking.  I’m not Satan I’m Jehovah. That was Zeus’s weapon my weapon is condoms. 

Waste

 There is some waste a couple of domains registered for 10 years and a project cancelled and deposit paid. Shifting my focus towards saving for a house and dating rather than paying for websites.

Can’t afford an escort saving for a house

 I can’t afford an escort I have a website to pay for and I’m saving for a house. 

I’ve got plenty of water David

 I’ve got plenty of water David in bottles. And there’s a lake nearby if I had to. 

I don’t have a car

 I have spare pc’s but no car to bring to you and can’t afford a taxi. Plus not sure where you live David.  If you can get to me you can live and work from my flat. Matthew Holborn can work from my flat if he wants.  I’ve put my address on my website if you can make it to me. Www.stovin.co.uk or if Oliver needs it. 

Minimum contact details

 The minimum contact details we are formed should have  https://www.stovin.co.uk/the-minimum-contact-information-every-business-website-should-have/

I’m not fired

 I still have a tomato plant, email, website, emergency reporting system (blogger)  I sacked the girls for not having my baby and having other men’s babies over mine. 

David our hosting is strong

 David our hosting is really strong. However googles AdWords is broken. Please report to them. It doesn’t allow you to target a town correctly anymore. 

Insure emails

 We need to insure emails with a tomato plant. I can’t seem to contact oliver@weareformed.com  Thank you David for helping me setup my office. Sometimes I think it’s all in my head.