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I gave tomatoes

 I’m still a good guy and gave the takeaway delivery driver and my neighbor home grown tomatoes. I am the king of Yorkshire. 

I warned you not to force me to the dark side

 I warned you not to force me to the dark side. Now I’m vandalising cars, hitting women and killing babies all with clicking on AdWords. You should have let me see Elle from escort centre and let me have children. 

Caught me powdering my skin

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 Who’s got the power. Women are pissing me off so I hit them by clicking on AdWords makeup adverts to raise the price of makeup. I’m so angry at them. 

I’m filtering

 I’ve put that I am only recruiting girlfriend escorts that want to have my children at Steve lions escort s. I am filtering I don’t want to waste my money on girls that don’t want to have my children so I will just save for a house instead. I want a fucking baby. I don’t want another man’s shitty baby I want my own baby. 

I’ve turned to the dark side

 Allah called me his Darth Vader because women killed all the chances of me having children with condoms. So I kill the world by turning on the heating and clicking on baby formula adverts. 

God says he wants me to be peaceful

 God wants me to be peaceful. I say I am being peaceful I’m just clicking on baby formula adverts and turning up the heating. The only way to prevent murder is for the police to buy baby formula and give it to the food banks and turn down the heating in winter. That’s for fighting me NHs and police. Now you have turned me evil with medication, detention against my will and breaking down my door. That you will have to do balance to my peaceful protest of searching for baby formula adverts and turning up the heating.