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Let him have five girlfriends

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 I was in the woman’s lounge of the mental hospital talking to the spirit of Jesus about the loss of Laurie the love of my life out of my life. He asked what do you want. I was in huge efner mode so said that I wanted five girlfriends. Jesus went away and a door opened in the heavens and with a loud voice spoke and said “let him have five girlfriends”. Then slammed the door. I then started the pursuit of five girlfriends with my escort agency . So now I turn like a twister and say baggy not the last prophet. 

Venom

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 Laurie Jade Woodruff destroyed my dreams. I was deeply in love with her. I even called off my engagement to sycah because I wanted to marry Laurie and she was the girl for me. But Laurie went and fell pregnant to Ian Parker an aggressive arsehole that used to shout at Laurie. I can’t stand that child. Then one evening I was laid in my room and the voice of Ian and Laurie spoke from the Celin. Ian said get him Laurie and I felt stabbing pains on my body. I darted about the house in the dark hiding from Laurie. I called an ambulance and when I got to the hospital I ended up in a trance walking forward with my eyes closed saying Adam don’t trust eve repeatedly. The women nurses hissed like snakes and at the end of the corridor my body squirmed up and down with my eyes shut when I looked down I saw a firey pit and when I looked up I saw a bright light. Just as I felt myself about to ascend upwards the doctors dragged me back to a chair and started injecting me with things and said “I ...

Allah and father have really pissed me off

 Allah and father have really pissed me off. They came into my life made me do stupid things like collecting rain water at ripon cathedral (father) and buy a packet of cigarettes to put on my windowsill (allah). Father god promised me that I would see Elle from escort centre at the harvest festival and allah promised me that I would live with her at my home. But I never saw Elle and now it’s too late she’s too old and probably had children. I don’t understand why they demonstrate their powers then don’t follow through. If Elle hasn’t had children yet I’d still like to marry her and have children with her. She can get my number through my escort agency  Leeds escorts

I want children

 I am unhappy that I haven’t had children yet at 45. I struggle to get an erection and ejaculate. I want five children of my own seed I don’t want someone else’s children. I hope to find these girlfriends through  Doncaster escort agency  and  Jobs in Doncaster . I feel like I am running out of time. All the women that I’ve dated have killed my seed with condoms and took my money then went off and had other men’s children. I’ve not found any women that has actually contributed to my life.  I have been told by mental health services to keep a journal so I’ll be updating this blog as a diary and for link building. 

Plant potatoes to see Elle

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Oh No I Created A Monster

  Oh No I Created A Monster When I was in mental hospital on cusworth ward allah the god of war and soil asked me for a weapon. I tried to give allah something safe so I said a cigarette lighter and you can kill people by lighting their cigarettes. Allah then said I need a second weapon i said a taxi you can charge people to win soil. But I didn’t realise how resourceful allah was now there is massive wild fires in France and people driving into crowds. I didn’t realise that I had created a monster. What I thought was a peaceful religion had been turned into a religion of terror by allah. As allah wants to expand the religion through force. I really wanted a peaceful religion but allah is a real god of war and soil. Now allah said I need another weapon. I didn’t want any soldiers or people to die and just thought maybe allah can get rid of oil refineries that are killing the planet so I said drones. Now allah said shut up and let me do my job. Allah turned me into his Darth Vader. ...