The Spiritual Five Pounds

 

The Spiritual Five Pounds

Each of the prophets brings his own money making measures to keep you in business.

  • 🔥 Moses – sharing the heating – save £5
  • 💧 Jesus – carry a water bottle –  save -£5
  • ⛰️ Mohammed – 🗡️ Shave your hair save £5
  • 💨 Buddha – grow your own food £5
  • ❤️ Lee – charge for dates £5
  • ⭐️ Mahdi – earn through Adsense with fame £5
  • 🙏 Worship – receive donations £5

£35 worth!

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