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I have the air - what you going to do

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 I have the air, what you going to do? We need to sell e-cigarettes to France. Let them come for holidays in Sheffield . 

Commission rates

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 I am looking for sales consultants. I pay the following commission structure: 10 % on web design projects 10 % on graphic design projects 30 % on SEO projects 30 % on Pay per click management fees.  This is just a test David. Try and sell that logo for £15 and you keep the money it’s yours. Don’t tell me I’m not very well have you seen my sword it’s the future. Distributed computing. You will see my sword in Harrogate. I need a sales person to cover Harrogate. I have the power of Gods wind behind me. I’m a circle at the end of the day.  Www.stovin.co.uk  Put that £15 down to foraging and you will understand me, you won’t beat me on prices.  I went to Blackpool to fish. I didn’t catch anything and didn’t eat for a week. How’s the fishing in Scotland David? 

David I stand by my prices

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  David I stand by my prices I have a lot of experience in this industry.  I might setup pilgrim consulting. 

Taking this deeper underground

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 The idea of selectasource will never die. I am taking this deeper underground.

David you can work from home

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  David we can work from home we don’t need an office. I am saving up for a big house for five marketing girlfriends .  Then we need a converted barn next to it to store the e-cigarettes in Yorkshire.  

Just wait until my sword comes through

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 Just wait until my sword comes through. We need to source e-cigarettes for my shop though. 

The website hosting is free david

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 David the website isn’t rubbish. It saves us on hosting. The hosting is free. It is just temporary to get us up and running. I’ll remake the website on proper hosting for us. 

Selectasource is never going to work without SEO

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Selectasource is never going to work without SEO. That is what I have become skilled in. This website will help it go up in the search engines if you want to remake it. 

David it’s never going to work on a phone

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  David it is never going to work on a phone or on the newest server technologies. It needs remaking. Do you want me to come back as a freelance consultant. British holidays that is the future.  It’s god David not drug money ;) Are we in business? 

Comedy - we need to sell more drugs to save the elephant

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 We need to sell more drugs to save the elephant  I’ll outsource that to the public of Amsterdam where it is legal. Lol - now weed dealers of Amsterdam if you want to come over to Yorkshire for a party and spend your legally earned money on tourism in Yorkshire one of our lovely ladies will show you around. 

A need a good supplier of e-cigarettes

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 I need a good buyer of e-cigarettes now if only there was a platform of matching buyers to suppliers ;) I help project manage the development of one years ago but technology has changed now I would have to remake one. 

There isn’t enough food

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 There isn’t enough food so girlfriends won by the flaming sword that I am not attracted to I will be eating their purse. 

Leeds escort agency - robust marketing

 In order to provide robust marketing for my Leeds escort agency . I wanted to lets clients know that I host my websites with different providers so if encase of goes bust I have other websites to fall back on such as my escort directory . I am still recruiting escorts to work in the Leeds and Yorkshire area aged 18-25. 

Leeds escorts - work from home

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 My Leeds escorts  can work from home if they want. They can offer incalls or do video calls on their mobile through the agency. This cuts down on our carbon footprint. 

Neveah Leeds escort is a spider

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 Neveah a Leeds escort  says she is a spider going from escort agency to escort agency spinning her web to catch her pray of butterflies and bees. She says what are you going to eat. I say that I am one of Sam’s hummingbirds as well as feeding on nectar of plants I eat spiders like you. She says fine then I am a butterfly. I say your still food you’ll work in therapy then and I’ll still eat you.  Parable of the hummingbird 

Leeds escort - omnivores - Neveah

 Neveah a Leeds escort thinks I am a herbivore dinosaur  because I grow my own vegetables and she thinks she can eat me. But I am an omnivore I also eat humans wallets with my escort directory launching winter 2021. I will eat men’s wallets and pay for my burger. I eat both plants and humans. Roar- Steve lion - uriel’s air  #fire

Leeds escort directory- dinosaurs eating humans

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 A revelation came to the prophet Uriel. Those that evolved into dinosaurs are going to start eating humans, especially men’s wallets. With the launch of uriels flaming sword, his escort directory of raptors will eat mens wallets. My Leeds escort directory will go live this winter. Then it’s the time of the dinosaurs because it’s their air we breathe now  Father says he won’t force evolution but if you want to be a dinosaur pick up a sword and eat a halal chicken.  3 fishermen parable  3 hunters parable 

Leeds escort agency - elle

 I thought I saw Elle from escort Centre at another escort agency in Leeds. But it is against my religion to book an escort outside of my Leeds escort agency . So I am hoping my agency website goes up in Google so that I might be able to attract them to the agency.  I love Elle and want her to be one of my five girlfriends and work at my marketing agency. 

Leeds escorts

 Steve lions escorts is recruiting  Leeds escorts  to work at his escort agency, be his girlfriends and have his children. He wants to raise up to 3000 carbon capture babies that grow up and store zero carbon food in their bodies. I want their mums to teach them gardening and how to grow their own food as soon as they are old enough. These babies will have a negative carbon footprint. I am also looking for five marketing girlfriends (wives) to live with me and work for Stovin Advertising. Aged 18-24 with skills in: Copywriting  Graphic design and photography  Sales and telemarketing  Accounts and finance Web design and web development