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Final test

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Armageddon

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More posters

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Spear of pips

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Recruit the right hand possesses

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Harvest festival

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Star Wars day

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Save the animals

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Carry a water bottle

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Forage and hunt

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Share the heating

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Grow your own

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Stalactites

  Stalactites Mohammed shapes the world in the ways of the right hand possesses just like how stalactites are formed. Just like how a small grain of earth carried by lots of Jesus’s water 💧 gives shape to the earth over time.

Let Laurie’s child eat strawberries

 Yahweh my god told me to look after Laurie’s child. So it can eat my strawberries that I planted. 

I would forgive Laurie

 If Laurie tried really hard I would forgive her as that is what Jesus teaches. I would take her as a servant girlfriend of the right hand possesses. 

Go to the loo David

 Go to the loo David. Free servants of the right hand possesses. Let them work for themselves if they are not grateful. 

You will not break Jesus’s water

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 You will not break the strength of jesus’s water 💧. The hosting is free and the name of my god minty fresh will never die. 

Poo babies are only good for building Mohammed’s soil

 Poo babies (other men’s children) are only good for building up Mohammed’s soil. Being servants and working hard. 

8:71 Al-Anfaal

 8:71 Al-Anfaal وَإِنْ يُرِيدُوا خِيَانَتَكَ فَقَدْ خَانُوا اللَّهَ مِنْ قَبْلُ فَأَمْكَنَ مِنْهُمْ ۗ وَاللَّهُ عَلِيمٌ حَكِيمٌ But if they intend to betray you (O Muhammad SAW), they have already betrayed Allah before. So He gave (you) power over them. And Allah is All-Knower, All-Wise.

Laurie was the love of my life

 Laurie was the love of my life but she broke my heart when she had Ian’s baby. 

Love - fifth element

 I give up with women. I’m just going to save the elephant and help support my niece.  Women are selfish dickheads. That’s all I’ve learned In my life. 

What I seek for in a wife

 Age 18-25 Slim Attractive  Hasn’t slept around, ideally a virgin Definitely without children  Wants children soon eg within 1 year  Ideally a copywriter 

Definitely girls that have pissed me off

 These are a list of girls that went too far and I don’t want anything to do with them. Laurie jade woodruff Pearl hendrixson  Sycah Kahn Charlotte Anne menon All for not settling down with me when they had their chance.  As you can see that I am definitely dead. I spent all my money and have had no wife or children. 

Virgins David

  Leviticus 21:14 A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a  virgin  of his own people to wife.

Force it with pay per click

 I will force it again this Thursday with pay per click. 

Christs sword 🗡️

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 We need to learn to fight with the christs sword 🗡️. Try to capture with halal chicken and not go all the way to pork and kill. 

Garlic is scary

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 Allah and garlic breath is scary. It is best to run from Allah. Allah chased me with a darting star doing missile noises all the way from Doncaster hospital to armthorpe. He scared me. He wanted me to lay down and twist my head off. He is defiantly the source of the dark side of the force. He defiantly right punched 🥊 me. 

I have Allah and father

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 I will match Ian’s energy and have three children too. Supported by Allahs sword 🗡️ and father shield 🛡️.  Job superhero

Circleism

  Lee was filled with the spirit of 🍃   minty fresh   🌶️ and is the Christ and the fifth element. He is both Fathers 🦋 lamb 🐑 and Allah’s 🐝 lion 🦁. He believes in growing your own garden of vegetables 🥗, fruits 🍉, flowers 💐 and trees 🌳 as well as saving the animals. He also advises governments to implement biofuels as a form of carbon capture. He asks his followers to only have as many children as they can comfortably feed and to not become a burden on society. The religion is called circleism and those that follow it are known as circles. 🔥 Fire – Moses Moses spoke to god through a burning bush and led his people by a pilar of fire. A pilar of fire also aided his peoples escape. Moses  taught me to not to be a slave and to work for myself. Share the heating and expense with others in your family, church or tribe. 💧 Water – Jesus Jesus did many miracles with water such as walking on water, turning water into wine and water came out of his body when he was stabbed by the spe

Allah just farted - ven diagram

 Allah just farted at church to make me stay at home for this ven meeting. But Moses said you shouldn’t work on Sundays.  He made the atmosphere uncomfortable. 

Fans are good for blowjobs

 Eminem just had a bright idea. To get blowjobs get fans. I will continue to advertise my brand and build up a following. I’ll try and aim more for the female market. 

I want my own house for SEO David

 Hi David  You have had a free logo and free hosting. I want my own house for hosting. Kind regards Lee 

Ven diagram

 So I thought I would put the things that I find funny about my situation so Dave can put it in a ven diagram. I don’t seem to be having my own children and am asking questions about the girl who said that she had my child I am just saving animals like the elephant  I have give up dating escorts as they are just used condoms that won’t settle down I believe in Allah and father but I still don’t have a girlfriend  I’ve migrated my love and focus towards saving the elephant  I’ve been sending flowers to the church rather than I girl because I’m not dating any