Ven diagram

 So I thought I would put the things that I find funny about my situation so Dave can put it in a ven diagram.

• I don’t seem to be having my own children and am asking questions about the girl who said that she had my child
• I am just saving animals like the elephant 
• I have give up dating escorts as they are just used condoms that won’t settle down
• I believe in Allah and father but I still don’t have a girlfriend 
• I’ve migrated my love and focus towards saving the elephant 
• I’ve been sending flowers to the church rather than I girl because I’m not dating any