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Poo babies are only good for building Mohammed’s soil
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Definitely girls that have pissed me off
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These are a list of girls that went too far and I don’t want anything to do with them. Laurie jade woodruff Pearl hendrixson Sycah Kahn Charlotte Anne menon All for not settling down with me when they had their chance. As you can see that I am definitely dead. I spent all my money and have had no wife or children.
Garlic is scary
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Allah and garlic breath is scary. It is best to run from Allah. Allah chased me with a darting star doing missile noises all the way from Doncaster hospital to armthorpe. He scared me. He wanted me to lay down and twist my head off. He is defiantly the source of the dark side of the force. He defiantly right punched 🥊 me.
Circleism
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Lee was filled with the spirit of 🍃 minty fresh 🌶️ and is the Christ and the fifth element. He is both Fathers 🦋 lamb 🐑 and Allah’s 🐝 lion 🦁. He believes in growing your own garden of vegetables 🥗, fruits 🍉, flowers 💐 and trees 🌳 as well as saving the animals. He also advises governments to implement biofuels as a form of carbon capture. He asks his followers to only have as many children as they can comfortably feed and to not become a burden on society. The religion is called circleism and those that follow it are known as circles. 🔥 Fire – Moses Moses spoke to god through a burning bush and led his people by a pilar of fire. A pilar of fire also aided his peoples escape. Moses taught me to not to be a slave and to work for myself. Share the heating and expense with others in your family, church or tribe. 💧 Water – Jesus Jesus did many miracles with water such as walking on water, turning water into wine and water came out of his body when he was...
Ven diagram
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So I thought I would put the things that I find funny about my situation so Dave can put it in a ven diagram. I don’t seem to be having my own children and am asking questions about the girl who said that she had my child I am just saving animals like the elephant I have give up dating escorts as they are just used condoms that won’t settle down I believe in Allah and father but I still don’t have a girlfriend I’ve migrated my love and focus towards saving the elephant I’ve been sending flowers to the church rather than I girl because I’m not dating any