Fight for Muhammad’s earth

 All circles fight disbelievers where ever you find them who don’t believe that Muhammed was a prophet with:

  • Extreme shopping (buying in bulk to save on delivery)
  • Shaving your own hair to save on hair cuts
  • Using the microwave and air fryer
  • Cutting the grass and making your own compost 
  • Keeping chickens 
  • Growing Allah’s chillis indoors in a conservatory 
Use all these peaceful ways of fighting for Muhammad’s Earth and defending his reputation. 

Now you have your car. Keep them chickens in check. It’s the shit! 💩 



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