Religious consultancy
I am the Christ and offer religious consultancy.
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The eight gods of the space race Fire – Moses (El) Moses spoke to god through a burning bush and led his people by a pilar of fire. A pilar of fire also aided his peoples escape. He teaches to take one virgin wife. Moses taught me to work for myself. Share the heating and expense with others in your family, church or tribe. Plant a tree for wood on your land. Collect the firewood. Make a fire. Donate clothes. Learn to forage Water – Jesus (Yahweh) Jesus did many miracles with water such as walking on water, turning water into wine and water came out of his body when he was stabbed by the spear of destiny. Those that follow him are baptised in water. Yahweh said that I could have five girlfriends. Jesus taught me forgiveness. . Walk on water. Carry a water bottle and save on buying expensive drinks. Donate to buy a well. Learn to fish . Claim gift aid and eat at church. Earth – Muhammad (Allah) Muhammad climbed a mountain and conq...
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